Deaf Wife

"Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time."
-Pablo Picasso

Warm Up

Strength/Skill
Squat Clean 3x5

WOD
for time
"I Am CrossFit"
3 rounds of
Run 400 meters
15 Pull Ups
7 Hanging Power Cleans @ 135#

Endurance
Run 100 meters x 10


Deaf Wife



A man feared his wife wasn't
hearing as well as she used to
and he thought she might need a
hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her,
he called the family doctor to
discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple
informal test the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better idea
about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor,
"stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational
speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen
cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away,
let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks,
'Honey, what's for dinner?"


No response..


So the husband moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where
he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again he gets no response.


So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away..
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her...
"Honey, what's for dinner?"



"Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"



In life before the blame is put on others, check yourself.